neighbor: (Slightly agitated and partially concealed by her front door..) "I know you pick up after your dog, but I don't want him on my lawn AT ALL." me: (Without sarcasm.) "OK. We'll do our best." (Glancing down at her lawn I notice it is mostly dandelions and something else that looks like another pretty weed...) neighbor: (On the verge of lunacy, she quickly opens her door wider and takes one step out..) "No! You'll do exactly as I say! [something..something...something]" me: (Using all my mental powers of self control and without sarcasm and only the slightest inflection on the word "nice.") "Have a nice day." (Mason (the dog) and I quickly walk away.. Mason is still bouncing around wanting to play with the crazy lady...) neighbor: (With my mental powers exhausted, I didn't exactly hear her parting remarks.. something to the effect: "Good day to you TOO SIR!")
That kind of sh*t really f**ks my sh*t right up for the rest of the day. Many days later, I've let the incident go and "Will do my best" to keep my dog off her lawn. Still, I wonder what makes a person behave like that? Is she: